What th hell am i supposed to write about?

i know what you must be thinking..."whats this crazy guy talking about??it's his blog ..he can write whatever he feels like"...i know. i know..but it doesnt work that way with me...i have to have a topic..any topic..to write on...and i cannot think up that topic by myself...(right about now you must thinking about clicking that next button on your screen and move on to something more worthwhile....instead of wasting your time over some loser who doesnt even know what he wants to write about, but please, bear with me)..If anyone is actually reading this (yeah right....like anyones actually crazy enough to do that..) i'd like to tell you now that you probably would have been better off clicking that next button and tring your luck with some other blog...because this has been a total waste of your time (trust me. i know)...and so i return to my worthless existence.. having wasted my (and hopefully your)time... Until We Meet Again.